Maybe have some of Julie's delicious brownies.

或许还能吃点朱莉的美味朗尼。

And after you made her brownies.

而你给她朗尼蛋糕。

Hi, honey. Hey. I made some brownies. You want one?

嗨，宝贝儿，好呀，我些朗尼蛋糕，来一块?

Is that one of Claire's brownies?

那是克莱尔的朗尼吗？

But if we eat too many brownies, we put on weight.

但是如果我们吃多朗尼，我们就会长体重。

Tomorrow, I'm gonna make you some kid's brownies, okay?

明天我给你儿童蛋糕吃，好吗？

Okay, first of all, Julie's brownies are bland as hell and lumpy.

好，首先，朱莉的朗尼味道很淡，而且疙疙瘩瘩的。

Again, half received hard brownies, the other half got soft ones.

同样是分为软硬蛋糕两组。

But we were gonna make brownies for dessert. -But we can make brownies at home.

可是我们要巧克力饼甜点。-我们在家里也可以啊。

You have the texture of the brownie.

这个口感像是朗尼。

Classical economic theory suggests that this idea wouldn't work since rational people would pick the brownie.

古典经济理论认为，这个想法行不通，因为理性的人会选择巧克力蛋糕。

And did you meet the fairies and brownies?

你见到小仙女和小棕仙吗？

The brownies smell like they're almost done.

感觉朗尼好像快烤好。

And creeping grass, and brownie bees!

匍匐的小草和蜜蜂小精灵，早上好！

Brownies? How are they an adventure?

朗尼，这算什么冒险？

Brownies are also excellent personal shoppers.

棕仙也是绝好的私人购物助理。

Why are you guys eating brownies in the basement?

你们为什么在地下室吃蛋糕？

So that's why I'm trying to earn some brownie points.

所以这就是我要努力获得认可的原因。

You will see lovely fairies and strange little brownies.

你会看到可爱的小仙女和奇异的小棕仙。

That's weird. My brownies are burning. I gotta go!

当我没说，我的蛋糕快烤焦，我该闪！