Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

么？你算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确错。

I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我拍痔疮广告了 周就开始！

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定吃败仗。

Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，痔疮？

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到的甜甜圈形痔疮坐垫。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听太样。我能讲完吗？

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

仅仅这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免染结肠病和痔疮。

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

痔疮肛门和直肠附近的肿胀静脉，会引起疼痛并导致瘙痒和出血。

And I know the guilt fueling this peculiar tirade is obviously already swollen bigger than your hemorrhoids

我知道，这种特别的长篇大论所带来的显然已经超过了你的痔疮。

For instance, you might get external hemorrhoids, which are swollen veins in your rectum that can be painful and itchy and cause bleeding.

例如，您可能会患上外痔，这直肠中肿胀的静脉，可能会疼痛和发痒并导致出血。

Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

过上了四年的表演课 当了四年服务员之后 我出演了个痔疮广告 和个保龄球球道上面扮演过安妮·弗兰克。

Well, I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC. It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids but it also goes nicely with non-mucosal body parts.

我有支很错的2009年的肛泰软膏 通常针对严重发炎的痔疮的 但对非粘膜器官也管用。

You have a little birdie carved under your arm, that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids.

你胳膊下刻着只小鸟，说明你忍辱负重，估计痔疮。

So if squatting does help with straining, it could make hemorrhoids less likely – but that’s basically all we know about the potential benefits.

因此， 如果深蹲确实有助于用力，它可能会降低患痔疮的可能性——但这基本上就我们所知道的潜在好处。

If those valves leak, or a vein experiences too much pressure, the backflow of blood can stretch and twist the vein, leaving you with varicose veins, or if this happens in another part of the body, hemorrhoids.

如果这些瓣膜泄漏，或者静脉压力过大，血液回流会拉伸和扭曲静脉，留下静脉曲张，或者如果这种情况发生在身体的另个部位，就会长痔疮。

First of all, if you have been sitting on the toilet for longer than five minutes, Dr. Chang says it's time to get up because when you sit and strain for too long, you can get things like hemorrhoids.

首先，如果你在马桶上坐的时间超过五分钟，张医生说时候起床了，因为当你坐得太久、用力太久时，你可能会得痔疮之类的东西。