If we do, I am splurging on the best sinus irrigator money can buy.

发财了，我就要挥霍，去买市面最贵鼻腔冲洗器。

And in my mind, if we're already gonna pay those irrigators to not irrigate then why don't we just pay them to adapt?

在我看来，如果我们经付钱让那些灌溉者不灌溉，那我们为什么不付钱让他们适应呢？

And then, there's basically a very complicated series of canals to deliver this water to namely irrigators but it also goes to municipalities.

然后，有一系列非常复杂运河将这些水输送给灌溉者，但它也会流向市政当局。